Sex defender t-shirt

For the past few months, I’ve been picking the finest cotton to create high-quality T-shirts for you and here it is, the limited edition drop.

If you wear this in public, just be ready you will get more attention (and maybe a few extra numbers, too).

I’ll stop talking and let the T-shirt speak for itself.

Oh, and let me show you how to wash it just in case your mom never taught you:

How to Wash It (aka, T-Shirt Care 101)

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach only if needed

• Tumble dry low

• Don’t iron the print

• Don’t dry clean

Treat it right, and this tee will stay soft, fresh, and ready to wear anywhere again and again.